Country Dictionary

A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.

omg I just gave George a moke that made him cry.

The act of smoking marijuana.

Hey man, do you want to moke?

Poor quality Cocaine that is mixed with powdered Methamphetamine to attain a stronger high. There is an obvious degradation in quality but the price stays the same as it is usually sold on the streets.

Friend 1: I don't know about this gram man...my nose is already bleeding and feels like it's on fire. Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.

A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...

'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'

1. someone who cant ever do anything right; loser, idiot, dumbass 2. a word you can call your teachers without getting in trouble derives from the word: jamoke

The moke failed again

A driver who clearly has no idea what he/she is doing behind the wheel; someone driving with little or no intelligence, observation skills, and/or regard for other drivers

Drivers who do any or all of the following, can be called mokes: - Ignoring their turn signals - Driving in two lanes at once - Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa - Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them - Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second - Shining their high beams into your car from behind - Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road "The mokes are out in force on the highway today." "Turn signal, you moke!"

1. n. (native Hawaiian origin) - pig dick 2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick

1. That pig has a really small moke. 2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.