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jamoke

idiot

Look at that jamoke, he tripped over his own feet.

by Jabroni Taylor September 16, 2003

jamoke

In general, a blue-collar male of a specific physical or cultural profile, typically of an East Coast derivation, burly and boisterous. As a term of affection, similar to "big lug". As an epithet, rarely rises above the level of exasperation.

"I'd just as soon have coffee with a jamoke as an egghead"

by John Torretta November 20, 2003

jamoke

A chump. A knucklehead, frat-boy type idiot.

For an example of a jamoke, just go to your local sports bar.

by someguy June 19, 2006

jamoke

ineffectual and unaware of it.

"That jamoke is out there taking pictures of the 12 square inch patch that took him 3 months to complete."

by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss March 20, 2008

jamoke

a way to describe a loser, weirdo, creeper and or bro that either acting like a complete idiot or looks like a giant fag.

Dude, look at that guy in the pink suit, what a fricking jamoke.

by Kyle McArthur March 04, 2007

jamoke

Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations. This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.

A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i" Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..." "Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?" "... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy... "... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."

by strEt-Ys December 01, 2009

jamoke

Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations. This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.

A Wasichu is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who "steals everything/anything" and a Jamoke is a "POS with no respect for anything" Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..." "Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?" "... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy... "... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."

by strEt-Ys December 01, 2009