Country Dictionary

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moustache

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).

Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.

by Ashley G October 08, 2003

moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff

yo momma has got a moustache o_O MOUSTACHE!!! i swear her moustache was breathing o_O

by Neil November 15, 2004

moustache

something black and hairy above ur lips

Sushil's got a thick moustache ndeed!!!

by sushil elias February 10, 2005

moustache

How a Tool spell the word mustache

GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache. GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.

by rossman4eva96 April 07, 2011

moustache

Facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it

Hey alvaro used to have a moustache because we forced him to shave it off

by asder March 09, 2009

moustache

Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.

Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere

by MixBlender September 17, 2007

Moustaching

one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.

I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want. Moustaching needs lots of skills. For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache.

by Joseph-Almzayen December 17, 2007