A fork of Rural Dictionary
not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,
dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner
When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.
When i fell through the ice I got a noner.
When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.
When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.
It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!
the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.
guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?
guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!
or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."
(pronounced NO-ner)
1. what ugly bitches give you.
2. the opposite of a boner.
Did you see that ugly bitch? She gives me a noner.
A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.
1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
The opposite of a boner. When you see a sick nasty ugly girl and your penis goes back inside your torso.
Ugh, look at that fat dancer, she gives me a noner.