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National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day
Friend: What day is it? Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day. Friend: Ok, pretty pointless. Me: Just like my penis...
since november 2nd is bully your tallest friend day, then november 3rd is bully your shortest friend day.
Bob: Hey Jeff, it’s November 3rd Jeff: OH SHIT
November 3rd is CLOWN DAY. This is the day you absolutely embarrass and humiliate your friends, annoy them with honk honk’s and clown emojis, and make an absolute fool out of them. This day is best celebrated if your friend(s) have lost No Nut November before or on this day.
*On November 3rd* Person 1: i’m not even gonna lie, i lost on day two 😂 Person 2: YOU CLOWN! HONK HONK!! 🤡🤡🤡
The day all the tall people get to slap there short friends
Hey Carson *slaps him cause he’s short* it’s November 3rd
Thicc nigga named Kais birthday
The smartest people are born in November 3rd
November 3rd is payback day after you are slapped by all of small, minute or medium friends it is your turn to take revenge feel free to slap all of your smaller friends for today is your day Victory to the TALLies
Hammond: what's the date today Dave: November 3rd *a silhouette blocks out the sun* Hammond: OH SHIT
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Trump: Holds a celebration party a day before November 3rd (The next day) CNN: Joe Biden wins by 100 electoral votes!!!!! Trump: No I'm staying in the WH forever. No!