Country Dictionary

When you have extremely bad diarrhea or thin watery feces. It is often the cause of spicy food and Taco Bell.

"Hey, can we go I have to pee...?"
"Dude, don't be a fag, go in the trees."
"...from my ass."
(Number Three)

As we know all know, this is definitively defined as a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

referring to a human female's menstrual session.

"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?

When you throw up so hard that you vomit your digested shit

That stomach bug have me number three, not fun