A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when a very unexpected situation occures at your place of work, and it is usually a very SHITTY situation at best, therefore you are trying not to use any curse words to describe your level of astonishment of the situation!
After having found out that his hours at work had gotten cut, Keith said this defintely having a; "OH BOY MOMENT!"
When you wake up in the morning and you haven't cleaned your pipes enough or had a really dirty dream and you're covered in jizz.
'I had a dream about this fit blonde girl last night, I knew it was about her coz I woke up and had an 'Oh Shit!' moment.'
The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.
Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.
1.the moment that occurs when one questions themselves, Did I just say that, because I meant to just think it? 2. the moment one is lacking impulse control and wishes they were invisible.
Mark doesn't think you're ugly. He must have had an Ah-oh moment.
The moment wherein one realizes that something, somehow, has gone terribly wrong. The moment normally succeeds some other action, rather than occurring independently.
During the uh-oh moment, one normally has no thought as to possibly ensuing sequences of events nor possible consequence. Rather, the one thought is, "Uh-oh."
1. I had a terrible uh-oh moment when I got to the podium and realized I had left my speech in my car.
2. Everyone realized that he was having an uh-oh moment when he sat on the clean chair, only to have a loud squishy sound come out.
3. His uh-oh moment came immediately after he asked his boss, "What is the purpose of my job?"
Those moments right before disaster.
An example of an Oh Sh*t Moment: Oh Sh*t I’m speeding a hundred miles an hour straight into this wall.
Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...