A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. Used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. The persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.
Nelson: Did you see Morgan pull off that Parkour stunt. Dax: Yeah it was pretty amazing! Trevor: It wasn't just amazing, it was Old Spice!
The crust that comes of the vagina of an old woman or the dusty jizz that an old man has. (Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs
“Man I was bouta Fuck some bitch I met on tinder last night but she had so much old spice that it was like fucking sand paper”
The term used to describe any of the individual Spice Girls in modern day.
I used to think the Spice Girls were hot, but now that they're all Old Spice I've changed my mind.
When two old mexican guys cum in your armpits.
Steve: Why do your armpits smell like stale salt water? Shawn:Old Spice, bro!
A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands. This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps, but before that, He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji, but before that, He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing through my eardrums. Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale. Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off” “Well what you going to do about it Tim?” “im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”