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pits

Describes a person, action or event that is awful, terrible, hopeless and not worthy of mention. It is pathetic and woeful beyond belief.

It is often used before 'the'. For example, Penman's attempts to pick up women are "the pits." The pits is also interchangeable with the use of "Charles Lie" or "Angus Lie." e.g. Gus Lie is "Charles Lie"

by frothies May 23, 2010

pits

pits are short for "armpits" otherwise called underarms

Sara shaves her pits before wearing a sleeveless top. Johnny has very hairy pits. Chris said he was not ticklish, but 4of us ganged up on him and found he had uber-ticklish pits.

by greenheart August 26, 2007

pits

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

by authOOr July 11, 2006

pits

n. - An area for graffiti artists and writers to practice their graffiti. Pits are usually abandoned buildings or washes where it isn't frequented by too many people, allowing writers to practice at peace. (For the most part: i.e. beef with other writers and occasional police call)

Person 1: "You see my new burner at the pits?" Person 2: "Shit was sick... but who did you go over?" Person 1: "Just some toys."

by MACKonER September 27, 2010

pitted

When a surfer/ sponger/ skimmer gets barreled in a wave. Alternate: Getting drunk

Aw brah its just like, you just get the best barrels ever dude. you come in and get spit righttt out. just drop in and smack the lip, wah BAH, just drop back in like BAHHHH, just ride the barrel and get pitted, sooo pitted like THAT. Alternate: We got super pitted at Jimmy's house last night

by A Jay September 05, 2007

PITTing

1. To lose to a lesser opponent 2. To lose at the end of a sporting event in a rather peculiar fashion. 3. To find a way to lose while winning.

The Panthers are winning to start the 4th quarter, I hope they don't end up PITTing at the end.

by Big Nick Digger October 27, 2015

the pits

something that sucks

dude, that new movie's the pits, huh??

by JoHn February 17, 2004