A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get a fat red head named Walayla to suck your dick in a trailblazer in front of Beavers store.
Landon olson doin the olson to walayla
a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.
damn you heard about that olson special? yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.
The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.
1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?" -"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it." 2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots." -"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.
The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5
Nice titties on an under age girl.
"Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!"