Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hee Haw

An alcoholic beverage containing grain alcohol and buttermilk, usually garnished with cornbread. It is customary to mix the two liquids but postpone dropping in the bread until right before the shots are consumed.

Since it was our first time in Hotlanta, we ordered a round of Hee Haw shots.

by Rodney Washington October 02, 2006

Hee-Haw

A girl with a Donkey butt so good it make you say Hee-Haw.

Got damn she got a big ole' Hee-Haw!

by Erik Garrett December 26, 2004

hee haw

A funkyass receptionist who hates her life, and her co-workers, and will stop at nothing to spread her misery to the world.

Man that hee haw is one jive turkey around the office today

She's really been less of a hee haw lately since her husband was shipped off to Iraq...

To bad that Hee Haw got cancer. She will be less entertaining in a hospital bed.

by Ronald Ronaldson July 31, 2006

Hee-Haw

Descriptive adjective pertaining to a towering level of inebriation.

See crunk

"The only reason she slept with you last night was because she was Hee-Haw drunk"

by studebacherhoch May 13, 2004

Hee Haw Ho

A ho who resides in a rural area, but a ho all the same. Different from her urban counterparts in that she may be missing teeth, uneducated and generally unkempt.

Me: Dude, have you checked out Lindsay Lohan lately? Uhh-she's rank!
Steve: Norm, she's been a Hee Haw Ho for quite some time-where have you been?!?

by Bangboy January 07, 2010

hee haw hoochie

Country pussy.

Jim went to the saloon to get some "hee haw hoochie ".

by Uber JoKR December 02, 2016

hee haw mother fucker

1. an ignorant redneck. 2. a person whom you don't like. 3. a person who is being stupid.

ex. "Look at that stupid hee haw mother fucker."
"What a stupid hee haw mother fucker."

by josh corn July 14, 2003