Country Dictionary

frucken

slang for the "mother" of all cuss words.
used mainly because friggin and frickin make you sound like a hill jack.

best used with a scottish accent.

i frucken ate dat spotty little bastud

fricken

not as cool as "frucken"

i frucken ate it when e does dat

Hee-Haw

Descriptive adjective pertaining to a towering level of inebriation.

See crunk

"The only reason she slept with you last night was because she was Hee-Haw drunk"

hill jack

1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister

honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.

Ballcoozie

a mans(term used loosely) bathing suit somewhat resembling womens thong underwear. -not a pretty picture.

"speedo nut bag"
"butt floss"

cover the childrens eyes dear, here comes another ballcoozie