Country Dictionary

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

The only fruit ever whose color is the same as its name.

An orange is orange.

It's the opposite of an apple

Not to be political or anything, but what the fuck is an orange?

An even more badass fruit than the apple. Eat an orange and your dick will grow 4 INCHES. It would beat the shit out of an apple any day.

Look at that badass orand beating the shit out of that apple.

I HAVE A FETISH FOR ORANGES.

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is an Orange.

Meme man's arch nemesis

Is vegetal? *le gashp* ORANG?!??!?!?!?!!

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY APPLE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN ORANGE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple

It's a fruit and it's called an orange