Country Dictionary

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

Slang Word for "condoms"

Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?
Antonio; Simon Ese !

Miguel; Got the Condoms ?
Antonio; yeah Dude !

its not really a word

a fake word is parched

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"