Country Dictionary

the type of person who acts homophobic, but secretly loves being analed and fisted up to the elbow

Hamish: Gymbro, do dat bussy squirt or ooze?

Peej: *plrplrlprlrpllr* (bussy squirting all over hamish)

another name for your coochie, also called a vj

Gotta get my peej waxed tonight.

A peej is a term for a person who is usually obese a waste of air and general disappointment. A peej can usually be spotted at a shed or near a local chippy.a peej can also manipulate their size and get them into 13 different time zones at once an impressive yet depressing skill,due to that fact they can be in completely different weather regions at once.the last thing you need to be a peej is to be on a list for touching a 3 year old.

Person one: bro I’m feeling like becoming a peej
Person two:naw pal that’s ma hing dinnie steal ma thunder ranger till a die pal

A person who is generally a slob or waste of life. Derives from "porno johnny" and "P.J." both of which refer to someone who spends the majority of their time watching porn.

"Bro, you haven't showered in days and slept through all your classes. You're such a peej."

human urine in solid state; often found on on the edge of toilet bowls; dries dark

1. Dude, I totally just sat in your peej. Doesn't your mom clean this shit?

A name for a sex act in which a woman performs oral sex, a.k.a. fellatio, while urinating in the toilet.

Before her 5 year old daughter walked in on our pounding session, she totally gave me a peej.

has an angelic voice, a cutie, is a pirate, loves Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse, & everything in between

Lil Peej's voice is literally so amazing omg