Country Dictionary

the type of person who acts homophobic, but secretly loves being analed and fisted up to the elbow

Hamish: Gymbro, do dat bussy squirt or ooze?

Peej: *plrplrlprlrpllr* (bussy squirting all over hamish)

A person who is generally a slob or waste of life. Derives from "porno johnny" and "P.J." both of which refer to someone who spends the majority of their time watching porn.

"Bro, you haven't showered in days and slept through all your classes. You're such a peej."

human urine in solid state; often found on on the edge of toilet bowls; dries dark

1. Dude, I totally just sat in your peej. Doesn't your mom clean this shit?

A name for a sex act in which a woman performs oral sex, a.k.a. fellatio, while urinating in the toilet.

Before her 5 year old daughter walked in on our pounding session, she totally gave me a peej.

Pussy; as in getting some.

Dude I totally need to get some peej tonight.

A nickname for the one who makes someone smile, laugh and has the ability to cheer them up in the worst of times. The person who you care about just the same.

Peej, you make me soo happy and I love you!

Verb: (to peej)- Egregiously engaging in the willful pilfering of ingestible commodities not belonging to self.

Noun: One who engages in the act of peejing.

Peej: OH GOD!!! I'M SO DRUNK!!! CAN I EXCAVATE THAT CRAB RANGOON???
Everyone in the room: Ugh! Peej... (Sigh)