A fork of Rural Dictionary
Removing a condom
“Did you hear John tore his dick when he was peeling a banana?”
Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!
synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.
Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre." Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."
The manipulation and exploitation of the male species by appearing interested and willing to reward. Bananas are peeled for personal gain or just pure entertainment.
G: Let me send this provocative txt to X and then he can fix my History essay! H: Tututut, your peeling bananas again!
To leave; to go somewhere. Another way of saying peel out or to make moves.
"I'll scoop you and we'll peel bananas," said PK.
With all the pressure from work this week, I feel like I'm gonna peel my banana.