A fork of Rural Dictionary
a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its ass (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" or "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if you recognized the pig who's giving you a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.
Hey, you fuckin' PIG! Fucked any hamburger buns or donuts lately? Your mother should have taken a coat hanger to your worthless child-molesting ass when she had the chance!
1. Any of several mammals of the family Suidae, having short legs, cloven hooves, bristly hair, and a cartilaginous snout used for digging. 2. (Insult) A derogatory term for a heavy eater, a slob, a pervert, or a chauvenist male. 3. A propane tank, often used for cooking and water heating in rural areas. 4. (Military) Nickname for the M60 machinegun, used by the U.S. Army since the 1950s and only recently replaced by the M240.
1. We have several pigs on our farm. 2. You're such a pig. 3. We need to refill our pig soon or we'll have to take cold showers every morning. 4. My pig eats through ammo like nothing you've ever seen.
nickname for a police officer. stemming from the time of prohibition and gangs and such. it started because some group of cops had PIG on their car (Pride, Integrity, Guts). ironically, the cops of that time period showed none of those characteristics.
Jimmy: Hide the whiskey, the pigs are coming Bernie: I smell bacon.
Loves NFL on Sunday. Loves beer. Loves underdogs. Loves Rocky Balboa. Loves relying on pure instinct and senses. Loves taking leaps of blind faith. Loves being ignorantly in bliss. Loves the smell of a freshly baked lasagna. Loves phrases like "haya doin" , "fughettaboutit", "stopppp it", or "get outta town". Loves referring to spouse as "the wife." Loves seeing lazy animals (eg. pig dog). Loves to sleep - and last but not least - loves other pigs.
1. "Hunny, come help me get this out of the basement" "Baby, it's Sunday. Go get me and the guys some beer. Oh and get a pizza while you're at it" "God you're such a pig sometimes." "I know but I love it." 2. "I really have no idea what your hand is, but my pig instincts tell me you're bluffing, haya DOIN" 3. "How'd you know I was cooking lasagna?" "Don't worry about it. It's pig stuff." 4. (petting lazy dog) "This dog reminds me of my son. A true pig" 5. "You comin' tonight Tony?" "Yea yea, fughettaboutit. Lemme just settle things with the wife real quick" 6. Saying "haya doin" in place of "bye". 7. "Gotta love Rocky. He fights for us true pigs"
The term "pig" comes from the novel by George Orwell, called Animal Farm. In this book the animals feel as though the farmer uses and abuses the them, so the pigs decide they should revolt. In the end the pigs play all the other animals and take over. Originally, this story was about communism. This explains the reason cops are pigs. Cops are supposed to protect and help the people, but in the end they are just two faced and are quick to throw a brother in the pen.
All cops are pigs. or Those commie bastard are such pigs.
a segment of an orange, tangerine or grapefruit.
I just peeled this orange. Would you like a pig?