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Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert goes into a nearby forest to urinate and happens to get secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf on her whispering eye while in the process

The Toby Keith concert was outstanding exept for Kaylee because she got a bad case of Poison Ivy Vag.

by Country Ticket Holder March 06, 2014

Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.

The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.

by A Concerned individual March 08, 2014

a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain

something really fucking stupid and unnecessary

"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

by rodjuree July 06, 2008

Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 04, 2024

Poison Ivy

What the nerd boy in IT complains about being everywhere when they’re going to look for one of the other boys missing brother

He’s so over sensitive like there’s not Poison Ivy everywhere

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018