Country Dictionary

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Pishotti Polevault

When a guy mounts another guy in reverse cowboy position, the guy on the bottom rocks back & forth so hard it throws the dude on top off. Like a pole vault.

I bruised my ass hard doing a Pishotti Polevault last night.

by Jimmy John Bo Jackson March 12, 2008

Sascatoon Polevault

When a Male and female have sex. The Male puts his balls in the female's butt and proceeds to Jack off.

Yo homie. Sarah let me hit that sascatoon polevault all night. Imma marry that ho.

by Armenian armrest September 16, 2019

Pakistani Polevault

When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.

Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 15, 2024

Polevaulting

The British version - The action of slapping a man and/or woman in the face with your erected penis. Depending on the force of your polevault you can sometimes cause the 'Polevaultee' to lose balance. Thus having made the PERFECT Polevault!.

"aww Dude I just flopped it out and was Polevaulting them both, Billy and Kattrin right round the face." "No way!" "Yes way!, Kattrin couldn't even speak afterwards" Hi5

by Spasmin November 04, 2009