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The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

A catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.

1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) PONK!!! 2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!

to be high on poppers while drunk on alchahol

maaaaaan i am ponked!!

Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies? Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!

Ponk - The art of finding and identifying species, associated most with inverts but will cover all groups of taxa. From the original term - Piddly Ponk.

"Off to the woods for a ponk" or "Going out ponking"

a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger. b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.

a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk b) burn fest..... them: oh fu*k you gaylord.... you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)

Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.

Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks. The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.