A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Fuck, I am getting mugged in Poughkeepsie by a blood."
"Those niggas 'bout to throw down in Poughkeepsie."
v. To defocate in one's pants.
Origin: "Sex and the City" movie.
Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte poughkeepsied her pants!
the end of metro north on the hudson line. often referred to as po-town, pK. home and originator of the poughkeepsie house rack for beer pong. city people like to act like they are hard n pK is some pussy shit. dont understand why ?? there so quick to rip it apart but they all been there n know about it.
pK remember it, if u cant say poughkeepsie, just say pK n everyone knows what ya talkin bout
n. (Pa-kip-see) New Jersey slang for a location inconveniently far away; from the city in Upstate New York.
"That's way d'hell out in Poughkeepsie."
read the first definition, and then add this to the bottom:
its a place where all the kids in middle and high school wished they were from New York City and they all want to be like 50 Cent, G-Unit, The Game, the Gotti boys, etc.
its basically a college town with alot of colleges near it or in it, and all the kids/college people go clubbing almost every night and drink alcoholic beverages all the time. if you dont drink and go to the club, atleast on wed, thurs, fri, sat, sun, mon, (note i left out tuesday on purpose) then you are not considered "cool" or "popular".
boy1: yo im from the Bronx homieeee
man1: nigga, stfu you from Poughkeepsie. you went to the Bronx to see a fucking Yankee game.
boy2: im from Queens homieeee
man1: shut the hell up you little bitch, you from Poughkeepsie too. you went to Queens to go to LGA and JFK.
boy3: yo yo yo!! im from Manhaten!! Uptown baby!
man1: oh puh-lease. youre just a doofy lil motherfucker who wishes he was from Manhattan. learn to spell it right bitch. go back to your mansion in Poughkeepsie.
boy4: im from BK Brooklyn nukka!
man1: please dont EVER say "nukka" you fucking retard. and just because you just said "nukka" you automatically are not from Brooklyn.
boy4: Staten Island sucks... i know because i used to live there.
man1: no you didnt. you dont even know where Staten Island is. go back to Poughkeepsie.
boy6: ive been to The Bronx to watch a baseball game, ive been to Manhattan to watch a play, ive been to Queens to go to the airport, ive been to Brooklyn to go to Coney Island. and im from Poughkeepsie.... but i LOVE NYC alot, and i wish i was from there.
man1: finally someone with enough sense! bravo, kid.
A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.
When you do a girl in the butt, then tuck your balls into her snatch.
I want to surprise my girlfriend, I think when we are having butt sex, I'll give her the Ol' Poughkeepsie Purse Snatcher, she'll never know what hit her!