A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being so thrilled with something that you have accomplished that you actually get a boner.
I cannot believe I that I got my thesis done in time, I am walking around with quite the proud-on!
That girl has a lot of proud. Wow! Your girlfriend is proud. Hello Mrs. Smith. You're looking quite proud on this fine evening. I want to motor boat her proud.
An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party
My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?
Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.
That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.
Noun: A type of doctor who is able to outwit society by using medical quackery and claims that he/she is an expert at every subject.
The proud doctor was a self proclaimed insurance, landscaping, military, and Sno-Cone expert.
(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.
Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.