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A tasty dip. Usually consists of cream cheese, sour cream, spinach, mozzarella cheese, and chives. Often served with rice crisps, crackers, or bread.
I served some Pummell and chips at my cocktail party.
A monster from my singing monsters. They are silly
“Pummel is so silly!!”
This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!
Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass. Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed. Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt! Man 2: Yeah it does...
Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.
- Have you seen Oomkin lately? - Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.
One who pounds on pussy in a sexual way.
girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.
To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.
I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.