A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)
Guy #1: So then what? Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star
Slang. An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head. Synonymous to: *A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes. *A complete Douche Bag. *Egotistical. *Ball breakers. *A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1) Preppie: You wish you were me. Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you? 2) You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper. 3) Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.