A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's when your pussy farts.
Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted! Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"
The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.
"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo." ***queef queef queef queef queeeeef*** ***Applause***
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.
A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK* Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?" Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
The act of queefing. Verb, past tense, meaning to pussy fart.
Amanda queefed while she was in the bathroom.