A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun: Someone that tries to play games with big shot players and gets tooled on. Originated when the word "Quelf" was played on a triple word score by Devin McDermott, Master of Scrabble, and the lesser players didn't challenge it for fear of losing their turn. verb: To tool all over someone. see tool
Westwood tried to bluff, but I showed my pocket aces and quelfed in his face. The punk kids talked a great game, but when they tried to play cards with us, we found out they were a couple of quelfs.
A very small man who used to work for Santa clause who now struggles with a same sex attraction
Don't allow your kids to be around the quelf down the street! After Christmas was over the quelf went to Burger King and ordered a proud whopper.
Vaginal flatulence from an elf or midget.
Laura quelfed her yoga pants while playing her stupid game.