A fork of Rural Dictionary
A highly anticipated board game that crosses the very definition of sanity. Most often used when under the influence of LSD, heroine, ecstasy, cocaine or a combination of the four. The game, created by Imagination Games (a multi platform game company), leads you to perform a series of unordinary tasks that one would never consider doing in any sober state. It is not uncommon for players to quit the game after the first few rounds due to confusion, embarrassment, or drug overdose. A recent study at University of Maryland suggests that students tend to score worse on the SAT’s and other standardized tests after playing this game. Although nothing has yet to be proven, rumors have been circulating that Quelf is one of the underlying factors responsible for the poverty in South Africa, the current economic decline, and the H1N1 virus.
Hey man, I just picked up this new board game at Target called Quelf, do you want to play? I would, but I'm getting drug tested at my current job. Next time I shoot up I'll let you know and we can play.
1.) the past tense of a quief (vaginal flatulence) 2.) the evolve form of the quief
1.) eww the last girl in the dressing room totally quelfed I can smell that stank pussy from register. 2.) "quief I choose you" yells ash..... (Many random battles with wild Pokemon later) "look quief is evolving into a quelf!" Misty observes
noun: Someone that tries to play games with big shot players and gets tooled on. Originated when the word "Quelf" was played on a triple word score by Devin McDermott, Master of Scrabble, and the lesser players didn't challenge it for fear of losing their turn. verb: To tool all over someone. see tool
Westwood tried to bluff, but I showed my pocket aces and quelfed in his face. The punk kids talked a great game, but when they tried to play cards with us, we found out they were a couple of quelfs.
A very small man who used to work for Santa clause who now struggles with a same sex attraction
Don't allow your kids to be around the quelf down the street! After Christmas was over the quelf went to Burger King and ordered a proud whopper.
A really, REALLY funny board game. Winner of Board Game of the Year 2005. Check it out - just google "Quelf".
I played Quelf this weekend and it was hilarious.