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raymond is a guy who constantly flexes himself while looking at his bedroom mirror. He tends to reverse into poles when he is driving. Has a small penis and likes to hook up with chat chicks when he is at a club. His best friend smashes his chicks caus they cant find his penis
raymond is up himself . A shit driver. Has a small penis and friends that grass cut him
A male that is wanted by every woman who sees him. He has absolutely gorgeous eyes. Typically dark eyes and dark hair. He's one of the most sweetest people on the face if the Earth. He makes a great friend. If he really cares about you, he will make an amazing boyfriend who cares about you very much. He doesn't like stupid and dumb people very much. He's very caring to his best friend and will listen to their problems when needed. Raymond has problems of his own and he may keep them to himself sometimes but other times he will open up. A lot of girls fall for him. He is extremely good looking and handsome. He's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He will make you smile throughout the whole day even if it's the worst day of your life. Some people love Raymond and care for him dearly. Raymond would be lost without some certain friends but he has a great life now and loves everyone around him.
I love Raymond so much. The first time I laid eyes on him I instantly fell in love. He's so sweet and I don't know what I'd do without him! <3
A guy who is incredibly sweet and nice and caring and is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is the type of person that isn't aware of how fucking attractive he really is. He is someone who constantly doubts my admiration for him but that is because he isn't used to people being nice to him. If you ever come across a Raymond consider yourself lucky because he is the best person you will know in your whole life. Also I can't speak from experience but I swear I just know he is a very good kisser, but what I can say from experience is that he is a great hugger
A: Raymond say your name! Raymond: No, why?
A god of all ramen. Eat ramen without his permission, and the god of humankind will smite you with a tiny hotdog.
Dear Raymond, I ask you to let me eat this ramen without letting me smited by the god of humankind with a tiny hotdog. Please give me your permission.
Touching someones face as a greeting or goodbye. Can be friendly or more.
"O my gosh, did you see that? They were just raymonding!" "Oh my, that's a bit touchy!"