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raymond

raymond- is the most loving guy on earth, just seeing his smile makes me smile. he's the most loving, kind, caring, amazing boyfriend you'll ever meet. he makes you happy when you're sad. he makes you love him more and more each day you're with him. he'll bring the sun to your shine and the apple to you tree and the love to your heart. no other guy could could replace him in my heart. he's all a girl could ever need in her life! just knowing he's always gonna be yours forever, makes you believe in the love yall share.

i love that raymond!

by cilla babyy January 13, 2010

raymond

raymond is an average twink catboy. he appears in the game “animal crossing: new horizons”. he has many talents including rapping, and sewing. he is popular amongst both men and women, considering his good-looks and flirty nature.

i just got raymond on my island!!

by piss girl July 21, 2020

raymond

a person who smokes weed white and with blue eyes

be cause raymond is my friend

by jseeus February 01, 2018

raymond

A type of boy who is a complete slut and likes girls ranging from 13 to 30 in most cases. This type of guy is usually broke and a wannabe gold digger.

Damn dick see that foo tryin to get that girl drunk? He is such a raymond. He should just blaze it.

by Jazmin H October 08, 2007

raymond

The perpetrator of this heinous act must prepare well in advance by freezing some doodie in his freezer (it is preferred that this doodie be in log form). During a sexual encounter the assailant must retreive said frozen log (the poopsicle) from the freezer and proceed to use the cold projectile as a dildo. This punishment can be served upon any orafice, but it generally always ends in the same way, a stinky molten mess of doodoo.

Lord Raymond has a freezer stocked with frozen logs. He would relish the oportunity to give you a Raymond. Once you feel the chill, you will never be the same again.

by Lord Raymond December 21, 2006

raymond

raymond is a small urban town outside calgary with a population below 1000 most of which are family members. along with the gas station other tourist attractions include "the grocery store". because of the small size and close family ties incestuous activities are common.Thoughout the years of cross breading they have created a group of athletic masterpieces. the raymond comets have won provincial titles in almost every sport known to man. Some of this credit goes to the coach of every team raymond has cledis boon-house but most of Raymond's fame comes from the ralph brothers two of which play in the CFL and two more are entering the first years at university the other eight children run a egg farm. the small town life is very important to the people of raymond.

this looks like a ghost town from a horror movie does anyone actually live here?" "It must be a town the sign over there say raymond

by fogmiiteX May 29, 2011

raymond

a skinny boy that fails at everything usually ugly or below average looking

look at raymond, he's so skinny

by cleaning man January 19, 2018