A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who goes beyond the retard to a point of full retardation otherwise known as Archie McNicol
**Person says something retarded**
"RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!" x 20
Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.
1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.
2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?
The ultimate form of retardation.
MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS
A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."
A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.
He also may flake.
Did you see 'El Retardo' put his windshield wipers on upside down.
One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.