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RSVP

Respond Sexually Via Penis. Responded Sexually Via penis.

Guy 1 "She wants to bang you man!" Guy 2 "Ok then I guess I will RSVP her then."

by Johnny Lindgren April 15, 2011

RSVP

Most commonly found in wedding invitations, but sometimes in birthday and baby shower invitations as well. Yes, it could mean "please respond" but it's subtle hidden meaning is (R)emember, (S)end (V)aluable (P)resent.

You are invited to join us at our wedding on Mar 8 2005. RSVP by Feb 28.

by expired cornpop February 04, 2005

RSVP

Respond Sexually Via Penis. Responded Sexually Via Penis. Either to respond sexually via your penis to a question, or to respond to a sexual invitation via your penis.

Yeah I know, he RSVP'd her.

by Johnny Lindgren April 15, 2011

Rsvp

Acronym for “really soft very pan”. Really soft meaning wholesome, someone who means well. Very pan meaning really pan sexual.

Friend 1: “What does it say in their bio? “ Friend 2: “Rsvp” Friend 1: “Oh cool they are pan! You should definitely ask for their pronouns first.”

by Potandapan January 19, 2021

RSVP the Divorce

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.

"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?" "Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."

by DonKehote August 20, 2011

RSVP

In traditional Indian style, the eldest person of the household is informed about the attendance of a marital or other family event in case they cannot make it on grounds of impurity. This impurity is comprised of having sex, having non-vegetarian food or consuming alcohol. However, indulging in psychotropic substances will not amount to impurity. It is because of this that Indian weddings/family events have a wide-spread buffet, baraat dance and lassi.

Ashok said, kindly RSVP my personal assistant, Mr. Bhabha so that we know what to exactly cook for you motherfuckers!

by BigFatSanskrit December 10, 2019