A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody has sand in between there ass cheeks or up there asshole making them grumpy and angry.
Jessica: YOUR A TOTAL MCDOUCHE N HUMP!!!
Jon: Smells like the beach!
Matt: She has sandy cheeks!!
Jessica: FUCK YOU MATT!
Stephan: Want me to suck the sand out?
Luke: Ill get the vacuum!
The act of sticking one's penis in sand then proceeding to get a blowjob.
Preferably beach sand, but in a pinch, any will do.
My girlfriend made fun of me for being from Texas, so I took her to the beach and gave her some Sandy Cheeks.
A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.
Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???
A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!