Country Dictionary

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ocean

A body of water which has continuosly assaulted humanity by way of sharks, tsunamis, and bermuda triangles.

We need to kill the ocean, before it is too late.

by Ocean Truth Society January 07, 2005

ocean

The big blue wet thing

Jeez, fucking ocean!

by Ry4n Goggans January 19, 2005

ocean

another word for a woman's vagina, used in popular songs such as adult swim and the fix

Oh, I'll lay you down and go down
Girl, 'til I reach your ocean
Oh -ooo-ooo

by dj dancer October 18, 2015

ocean

Large open space with many living creatures such as crabs and many other living organisms

when the ocean starts a moving the crabs start a running for your shores

by Herry Ballsin January 14, 2007

ocean

Cool, fantastic, great

My holiday in Italy was so ocean!

Rihanna is totally ocean

by Millteach October 21, 2011

ocean

slang for the mixture of hairspray/water that is consumed in New Mexico towns sunday's when sale of liquor is prohibited

bro, im gonna stop by the wal-mart and snatch me two bottles of hairspray and make me some ocean

by whitecloud July 11, 2008

ocean

That Big Shit Blue thing that spoils 75% of the Earths surface.
Residents will agree, as they are usually
Sharp, Poisonous and Pissed Off.
Made up of mostly the useless version of 'water'
Low tide, high tide, i mean WTF , make up your mind.
I hate it, It puts sand in my vagina.
AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A VAGINA!?

Pooh Bear: Yo tigger my nigger, Lets go for a surf in the ocean
Tigger: But it's low tide..?
Pooh Bear: Ahh For Shit Sake!

by Tomary December 13, 2008