A fork of Rural Dictionary
When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.
Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!
A person who has abnormally large fingers.
Keiran: Are you holding five baguettes Levitt?
Pete: No, they're just my Sausage Fingers.
When u have really fat fingers. Such as if u r a huge fat ass, or just a little midget
MIDGETS!!! mini-me oompa loompas Ask Gray-he knows what i'm talkin bout
when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.
I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.
'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'
Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.
Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.