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A bitches everybody is able to put their hands on and she doesnt really care.

Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit. Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.

the thing i used to type this definition.

You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.

A thing attached or plugged into a laptop or pc that allows the user to type

I used my keyboard to play minecraft

A medieval form of torture. In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales. Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.

“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales! I can’t take it anymore. We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah! That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered! Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding. STOP the KEYBOARDING!! AAAAAaaaaaaa…”

What you currently have in front of you. Commonly used to input words into a computer.

Wow! There's a keyboard in front of me right now!

1.the only thing, besides your penis, that's in your hands right now. 2. apparently it is a weapon (see the movie WANTED)

oh bro could you hold my keyboard for me? no, not that the other thing.

Wat u just now used to type the letters K E Y B O A R D ....

I dont know wat a keyboard is....but im using one right now...!