Country Dictionary

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is

Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble

A rumbling in your scrotum

Hey man, this dance club's speakers are so loud that they are giving me a scrumble. Now I have the weirdest boner.

(Noun) A mushy substance found in the drain cover of your sink after you wash the dishes. It is usually brown and found in small round chunks. (plural-Scrumbles)

I washed my dishes and saw all of the wet scrumbles sitting in the drain filter.

When cats are behaving badly, they are acting scrumbly, or "all scrumbly."

Hey kitty! Stop being all scrumbly!
Meow!

Scrolling through Tumblr; a daily obsession for horny gays.

When I'm talking about Tumblr GIFs on a daily basis because my life has little meaning: I was Scrumbling the other day...

The act of scrolling through Tumblr

“Hey what are you looking at?”
“Nothing really. I’m just scrumbling.”