A fork of Rural Dictionary
The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.
"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."
A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.
"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"
The light brown (or pink) female sphincter (anus)
"I was going down on Melissa and she went wild when I started tongueing her sheriff's badge"
A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt? You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.
Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?" Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too." Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"
Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley
that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ? Yeaaa Boii! Nice