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Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

a lot of something

"thats a shit-ton of work"

a whole lotta something

there was a shit-ton of puss at that party

somewhere between a shit load and a ton. tends to be a little more precise than shitload.

Dude theres like a ton of shit in there. Dude holy shit thats like a shit-ton.

a lot.

"Dang bro that teach gave us a SHIT-TON of homework today." "Oh you mean she gave us a lot."

1.take a shit in your pants...that is a shit-ton of shit in your pants. 2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.

'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.' 'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!' 'Now, that's a shit-ton.'

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.