Country Dictionary

The word "shmiggles" refers to the little bits of ecstasy left at the bottom of a baggie.

Hey man, anything left in that bag? Any shmiggles at all?

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

a human of the male species who recycles disses is a hipster is gay for the strokes and if aftaid of whales

girl: you are such a shmiggle
boy: whats a shmiggle?

mingle

an old man who who uses devices to please himself during his retired, lonely times.

Haha, look at that shmiggle, cant even get none no more.

When one is tricked, mislead, or robbed.

Hey holmes, that chico stole my money that i gave him so he can buy me some bud.

Hahaha you got shmiggled. ;)

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!