Country Dictionary

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

To relax (usually at home)

Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight?
Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work.

A very small and cute dog that looks like a gremlin

“What does your dog look like?”
“She’s kind of a shmiggle”

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.

1."Look it's Yoko with a yoyo,shmiggles"
2."Oh f*cking shmiggles!"
3."Hehehe yes!Shmiggles"

To masterbate

Damn, I walked in on him while he was shmigglin'

1. (noun) A tangle of sheets just after one has woken up.
2. (adj.) "shmiggled"; The state of being tangled in sheets.
3. (verb) "to shmiggle", "shmiggling": The act of wiggling out of the tangle of sheets.

1. "My sheets were in such a shmiggle this morning!"
2. "I was so shmiggled this morning I just couldn't get out of bed!"

A small dog who is your dog

My shmiggle is cuter than yours!