A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.
Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.
A desert that has been poorly made.
I was eating a sloptart last night and it left a bad taste in my mouth.