A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)
I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.
Term used to describe a very stupid or retraded person. Someone who has 3 braincells or less.
Rachel saw Mark sucking dick for one crack rock, so she shook her head and said, "He truly is one Slowy Joey."
When somebody acts slow like your best friend or family so you have to call them a nickname
friend: “whats 2 + 2 ?” me: “how don’t you know what that is ? slowy “
Non-trick or non-tricky math questions that you can do at your snail’s pace without worry or fear of having to sit for any killer test or exam—they are recommended for self-confessed folks who pride themselves of being “hopeless at math,” or not being born with the “math gene.”
Mathematical slowies are the opposite of “mathematical quickies,” which are generally solved with some insight, and often accompanied by an occasional aha! reaction.