Country Dictionary

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Sombrero

Hat worn by el bandito to keep the sun out of his eyes, allowing him to see all of his toddy bounces

19 bloody shots, must have left your sombrero in the car

by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018

Sombreros

(n.) Plural - Large nipples, both in total nipple area as well as nipple protrusion.

1. "You see how big Chlesea's tates are?"

"Yeah bro, but she's definitely got some sombreros."

2. "I couldn't believe how big her nipples were. Sombreros city."

by Axilla The Horse January 23, 2013

Sombrero

It's a way of life dedicated to relaxing and socializing while appreciating the finest weed, beer and wine.

Its Mexicano not Spanish.

Started by TSC crew.

As Diana was stressing about whatever it is she always stresses about, Nuno told her: Sombrero.

Person: How are you?
OtherPERSON: Sombrero.
Person: Naa.

by Nilaratowen October 10, 2009

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

Mumbai Sombrero

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

backseat sombrero

Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.

Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.

by Sprinkles-n-Dribbles March 20, 2012