Country Dictionary

Hat in spanish. Not just that huge Mexican hat.

Person: Look at that guy's sombrero, it's huge!
Other Person: It's called a hat, deal with it.

1- the ultimate party hat
2- a hat often used for mid day naps (siesta)
3- the hat of the working class people

our gardener was wearing a sombrero while taking a nap and drinking tequila

A great ass. Used as code when around mixed company since it isn't obvious and not in common usage.

Entymology:
ass>donkey>sombrero

Excellent sombrero to your right.

alcohol of any type
-liquor
-beer
-etc.

originated in the MP aka "the point"

"Ayo cornerpocket the sombrero man, 5-0 comin'"
-meaning to hide the alcohol

Code word between gals when they see a guy with his fly down.

"ahem, sombrero at 5 o'clock."

Everybody stares, and man gets horribly embarrassed

A generously sized penis generally possessed by an extremely dirty Mexican. a sombrero is basically impossible for the female population to resist.

Holy Shit! check out that Sombrero

1. a phrase that’s the equivalent of “no joke”, that when used in exclamation, is akin to “you’re kidding!”
basically a spicier way of saying no cap

2. that’s wild

1 ~ mark: “ion have the money for that”
josé: “are you for real bro”
mark: “ yeah, no tengo dinero, no sombrero”

2~ josé: “yo did you hear maria started stripping at the party last night?”
mark: “no sombrero”