A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word that doesn't exist even though google thinks it is.
Person 1: I just speeched into my microphone. Person 2: You know thats not a real word right?
South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology To argue or fight
You saw those fellows had a speech after work
Another word for humping an office chair
Hey guys, I'm doing speech right now to my chair!
When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.
"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."
UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech 1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu" 2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.
Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting! Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.