A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.
"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."
When you do a speech but it isn’t necessarily on the topic but it is a ducking good speech
I’m gonna do a speech speech
The speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. It starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says "but..." Most commonly used in season finales of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as well as other dating reality TV shows.
Bachelorette: You're such an amazing person, and I've enjoyed getting to know you so much. But...I'm choosing the other guy. Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!
Describing a middle aged white guy who lives in Wisconsin who names his dog after his favorite football team. He gets on various chat rooms, blows them up with funny/ hysterical jabs with friends. He tends to play games for fun, kicks ass, takes names, makes videos and posts pictures of his pets all day. He says Fuck a lot of your into that kind of thing.
I jumped on the chat room and Speech had 1000 messages in less than 4 hours.