A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best things ever. A little plushie toy ♡︎A stress reliever that won't scream unlike your little cousin.
Timmothy has 580000 squishmallows
the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.
“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”
the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.
hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.
Squishmallows are cute stuffed animals that are shaped like a marshmallows and have manes and stories.
“I have a lot of Squishmallows”
These things seem cute but as soon as you get one you will never escape the cult, they will just keep showing up and showing up until you can’t take it anymore and you sell them…..but they always come back to haunt you.
A squishmallow, a beautiful but terrifying being.