A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shit on your partners chest while having sex
Damn bobby!!! What a hot steam clam
A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.
I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.
When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.
Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!
Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"
My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!
When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.
"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."
To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.
My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.
When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.
My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.