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Guys who never got into a frat and always wanted to be in one. Generally men 40 and older who follow an online frat.

Those Stoolies better try again next year!

A name given to a guy who is a larger then life fan of giving butt love to the ladies.

Woman : When Stooly is in my butt you know it's love.

A stoolie is a swirly administered with turds in the toilet bowl. Also known as a shitty-twister or a hair doo.

Oh man I had to use a box of qtips to get all the turd out of my ears after Mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.

adjective or adverb 1. made of or pertaining to feces 2. a nice way of saying shitty, or something is not to one's liking

Steve: Did you see that rendition of the Mona Lisa a the Modern Art Museum?

Perry: Yeah. I saw it. It was a little stooly for my tastes though. And it looked nothing like the original.

A mixed drink consisting of vodka, tequila, and a lemon. Originates from Russian immigrants on South Padre island near the Mexican border.

Jeeves, can you get me another Cork Stooly please?

Stoolie when one is acting like a moron as intelligent as shit (stool sample).

Did you take out that hot bitch last night and you were to afraid to fuck her . Way to go stoolie you will never get that chance again!

An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.

Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.